Tuesday, February 16, 2010

NBC's Olympic Athlete Application




In the following space please list all "special needs" relatives:

If you have no retarded relatives, please list deceased relatives for whom you would like your backstory based on:

If you have no deceased relatives who have inspired your competitive spirit, please name pets who's honor you will compete in:

If you have no pets, disabled relatives, deceased family members, or anything else we can exploit in an overly dramatic backstory; we at NBC ask that you only compete in Olympic events nobody watches (I.E. Biathalon...what kind of sport is that?!? Skiing and shooting a gun?!? pppttttt!!! Sounds more like my last trip to Sugar Mountain, NC if you know what I mean and I think you do! Seriously though, Biathalon is the worst.)


Bob Costas
NBC Commentator

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