Tuesday, October 21, 2008

LSU Season Recap Thus Far: LOL Cajun Perspective

As I've stated before, I can't stand LSU fans. For all intents and purposes (or "intensive purposes" for you Red Batonians) they serve their purpose well. Being obnoxious to the point of opposing fans feeling threatened definitely creates an intimidating atmosphere Death Valley has become known for. Known for their complete lack of humility I chose to highlight the LSU season thus far from a cajun's perspective. Just to prepare you, the cajun language written out is actually very similar to LOL CAT so put your translating pants on.

Aug 30, 2008: Appalacian State
HAW HAW HAW IZ TIME FO DE FOOZBAWL AGIN WE'Z GONE WHOOP SUM DAT APPELACHY AZZ CUZ WE BESTER DAN DE MITCHGAN WOLFYREENS AN YOUZ CAIN'T STOP DE TIGERZ! HEY BEAUX, GIT YO P'UPLE n' GOLE PIMP SOOT ON WE HEDDED OWT!

later that evening...

WE WINZ!!! CREOLE!!1

Sept 6, 2008: Troy (postponed)
BEAUX, DIS WATAH GITIN HIGH BRING ROWN DE FAN BOTE I NEED MO ANDOUILLE SAWSEDGE FO DE GUMBEAUX, WE GONE TO DE PIGGYWIGGY BEFO DE GAMEDEY COMZ ON. HAW HAW HAW!!!

Sept 13, 2008: North Texas
BABA REY, YOU GIT DE ZAPPS POTATAH CHIPS FO DE TALEGATE? WE GOTSTA GIT ON DE ROAD ELSE WE GONE MISS DE UDDAH TEAMS BUS PULLIN INTO DE STAYDYUM. BEAUX, YOU GO GIT US SOME EGGS OUTS DE HEN HOWSE TA TROW AT DE BUS. HURRY NOW IZ TIME TA GO WHUP DAT MEAN GREEN AZZ!!! F#$% DA SUN BELT!

later that evening...

WE WINZ!!! CREOLE!!1

Sept 20, 2008: @ Auburn
HAW HAW HAW IZ TIME TO HIT DE ROW TO ALBAMA. BEAUX, PULL DE TRUCKVERTIBLE ROWN SO I CAN PUT DE COOLA IN DE BACK! BABA REY, MAKE SHUR YOU PACK DE TONY CHACHERE SEASONING FOR DE BAHBEQYOO! WE'Z GONE WHUP DAT TIGAH' AZZ...DAZ FUNNY I JUZ NODIS WE'Z DA TIGAHZ TOO BUT WE DA REAL TIGAHZ OF DE S.E.C. FOOZBAWL! pictured: Beaux and Barbara Ray's "truckvertible"

later that evening...

WE WINZ!!! CREOLE!!1

Sept 27, 2008: Mississippi State
SLY CROOM YOU BEZ HEAD BACK OVA TO MIZZIPPY CUZ YOU AINT GONNA CROOM US! WE GONE WHOOP DAT BULLDOG AZZZZZZZ!!! HAW HAW HAW! YOU GOT BLOW'D OUTTA DE G'YAWG'YA TEK GAME AN WE'Z BESTER DAN DE YELLOWEY JACKETS! BABA REY COM IN HYEH AN SHAVE MY HEAD SO I LOOK AS HANSOME AS JAMES CAH'VILLE FROM DE PICTURE BOX.

later that evening...

WE WINZ!!! CREOLE!!1

Oct 11, 2008: Florida
OH MAN WE GONE GEAUX TO DE GAINESVILLE AND WHOOP DEM FAGGITY GATORS AZZZZ!!! DE TIMMY TEBEAUX AINT GONE KNOW WHUT HIT EM CAUSE RIKKY JEAN-FRANCOIS AN DE TIGAH'Z COMMIN TO PUT HIM IN DE GROUND. DEY LOSS TO DE REBULS AN WE'Z BESTER DAN DE OLE' MISS AND WE GONE BEAT DE TEBOW WIDOWT MERCY!!!

later that evening...

F#$% DE GATORZ, DEM MUTHA F$#%IN REFS BLOWD EVRY G#$D@#$% CALL AN SCROOD US OUTS DE GAME. DEY NEED TO FIRE DE LES MILES, HE CAN'T COACH WURTH A D@#$ SEAUX WE CAN PAY DE NICK SABAN $5,000,000 A YEA'H AN COACH DE TIGAH'Z BACK TO RESPECTDABILTY! F#$% FLAWDA! G#$ D@#$%MIT!

Oct 18, 2008: South Carolina
HAW HAW HAW WE GONE WHOOP DE S#$% OUTTA DAT GAMECOCK AZZ!!!! STEVE SPURRYER AINT GONE HAVE DE TIME TO PICK HIS PLAYERZ OFF DE GROWND CAUSE DE TIGAH'Z COMMIN TO CLOBBAH DEM CHICKENS! YO TEAM IS DE JOKE OF DE S.E.C. AND GOT BEAT BY DE VANDYBUILT COMMODOSE. IF YOU T'OUGHT DE VANDY WAS TUFF YOU AIN'T SEEN NUTHIN LIKE WHATS COMMIN TO DE FAIRGROUNDS TODEY!! WE AIN'T GONE TO DIS GAME CUZ WE JUSS GOT A NEW BIG FLAT TV FROM DE TY PENNINTON AND OUR HOUSE GOT REBILT BIGGER FROM DE MOVE DAT BUS MAKEOVER SHOW. NOW DERS ROOM FOR ALL DE NEIGHBORHOOD CATS TO LIVE AN I NAME DEM ALL "MIKE"!

later that evening...

WE WINZ!!! KITTY CREOLE!!1 BABA REY BRING ROWN DE BUBBLE WATAH, IMA COOK MIKES 1-11!

All this week:
O MAN O MAN O MAN IS WE EVAH GONE WHUP DEM BULLDOGS AZZ!!! DIS AIN'T HAWAII YOU PLAYIN ROWN WIT, DIS IS DE L.S.U. TIGAH'Z, TIGAH BATE! WE EAT DE DAWGS! WE GONE SHOW NO MERCY! ALABAMA BEAT DE HEYLL OUTSTA YOU PUPPYS AND DE ALABAMA SUX! YOU BOYS IZ TIGAH BATE! TIGAH BATE!!!!!

3 comments:

Sweetie said...

Truckvertible = awesome.

Baxter Sanford said...

You coming this way for the game?

Mackalicious said...

Wish I was, but my wife is running a half marathon and I like to cheer her on from the finish line. I'll catch it on tv though.