They've got a LeFevour, and the only perscription is...

...more cowbell?

So, I hear on AM750 this morning CMR pulling LeFevour's meat about how he was as good as Tebow production-wise (27 passing TDs / 19 rushing TDs) but because of what Tebow did by himself he wasn't getting the coverage. He also said their spread offense is similar to Southern's but they aren't trying to break in rookie QBs.

Well, when I go up to Athens this Saturday here is what I want to see.

1. A beautiful day (right now they have Hanna pulling a Reggie Ball and choking out just north into Charleston) but it should be mostly sunny, high of 89 come game time.

2. Willy Martinez lighting a fire in the jock-straps of his defense. I want to see LeFevour on his back more than (current popular ho-bag) at (place where current popular ho-bags go to get laid). None of this opening day BS where we're jumping offsides 14 times before the ball is snapped. No seams, no gaps in coverage, no scores in their column that aren't multiples of 3 and it better not break two digits...bottom line. This game is a great opportunity to impress this guy.

3. Get Knowshon in there, let him score 3 TDs to keep his stats up, then take him out. We saw Caleb King, AJ Green, and Richard Samuel be competent guys on offense so let them get some reps in. Keep Knowshon healthy for conference games...please.

4. More on-the-job training for Blair Walsh. You know what happens to Tennessee @ UCLA if they have a competent kicker? I guarantee you it wouldn't result with Fat Phil eating his weight in calzones at the California Pizza Kitchen Monday night to "kill the pain". Their guy was missing distance shots Walsh was splitting 50/50 last weekend. I'd really like to see him give it a shot around the 50 yard line going into the half...just for craps & giggles.

5. Coach Richt to take our ranking downgrade to heart. Yeah, I've heard a lot of response about how we should be glad we're not #1 anymore, but you know what? I've also had Marshall Applewhite tell me black Nike's and UFO-comets kick ass but I ain't buyin' it so stop trying to sell it.

Don't be upset, my child. Here, have some Kool-Aid and watch Ohio State play Ohio.

I think we should approach this just like the Hawaii match-up. If they want to see a real team play, we need to take the Dawgs off the leash. We've fed the boys a cup cake, now it's time to throw 'em some red meat.

Tentatively I'm calling it UGA 40+, CMU <10...what do you guys think?

...geez.

Well, it was fun while it lasted. Paul over at Georgia Sports Blog has the story, but pretty much here's the summary...

USC beat a crappy team in a crappy conference in an away game with a final score of 599-1. Coach Richt beat a crappy Div I-AA team at home 45-21 getting a ton of freshmen playing time for the upcoming Apocalypse called the SEC regular season schedule just in case he's got to go deep into position players.


Bottom line, Zack Morris accidentally killed Slater's pet lizard, Artie, and tried to replace it with another one while Slater was on vacation. The only difference is that in this episode Slater comes back to town and rewards Zach with the #1 ranking because he's two stupid to realize Zack Morris killed his best friend and successfully passed a new lizard off as a real football team...

Okay, yeah, this post might be pretty lame. But it surely isn't as gay as 3 teams winning over unranked pee-on opponents and both #1 UGA and #2 Ohio State getting jumped by #3 USC.

"Yeah but USC actually played a 1A opponent..."

Don't try to justify this...I'm not listening.

Alls I know is CMR should be using this as a tool so his boys know to knock the ever lovin' shart outta' Central Michigan next Saturday while USC is taking a bye week. Because if we do that and the rankings don't immediately flip back into our favor then I'm going over to Jessie Spanos' house and downing her entire bottle of caffeine pills before running down to Mr. Belding's yard and dance the running man butt-nekkid scream-singing "I'M SO EXCITED, AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT!" at the top of my lungs.

gay.gay.gay.gay.gay.

The Soundtrack to Last Weekend

Brought to you in part by these handsome devils...emphasis on devils.

I don't know if you guys are classic rock junkies like myself, but if you are you might have recognized the song used for 90% of the buffer music going in and out of commercial breaks last weekend during the games. The new AC/DC album should be released October 20th (I think) and so far the single sounds pretty good. I'm hoping for a rebound from Stiff Upper Lip which might be as mediocre AC/DC as you'll find out there. Regardless, sharpen your horns because the tour gets announce later this month.

BP-Pick'em

Week one officially wrapped up with Tennessee eating a big fat turd sandwich out in California this morning (EST). Now it's time we turn our attention to week two. This is the time where all the meatheads who lack good decision making skills in the off-season get to come back from suspensions and we get an idea of what most teams will be working with.

In the Blogging Pantsless Pick'em over at Yahoo, essentially here is what happened.
Seven people are tied for 1st because everyone picked Virginia Tech to beat ECU and Pitt to beat Bowling Green. After that was everyone else who did the same but also thought Clemson would wait until week 3 to implode. We even had a few people showing some sack making an upset pick or two (special mention to The Rich Robich Experiment for getting the ECU upset...that took some talent).

Pulling up the rear we had 4 sociopaths who didn't even make their selections. Anyway, so far so good but now ladies, we're gonna get into the meat of the schedules. Week 2's picks should be available to make later this afternoon.

Blogging Pantsless Pick'em

Also, just a little milestone info. After I posted the video below I got 120+ NEW visitors to the blog thanks to linking. So thanks to everyone who shared the Great Moments for Fat Guys in SEC history vid, I enjoyed the traffic.

Great Moments for Fat Guys in SEC History

Other than winning, this might be one of my favorite things that can happen in college football.

I just happened to catch it happen during the Kentucky/Louisville game.

Football spells relief

There isn't really much I can add to what you already know about yesterday. Of the SEC only Alabama was really tested...and by really tested I mean they played a semi-competent opponent (I use semi-competent loosely at that). I did the pay per view thing and had some friends over to watch the game. If nothing else it's good to be back in the swing of things. Offense looked good, defense was mediocre (which might mean we're playing down to our opponents or we're in trouble). Blair Walsh looked solid as did most of the other freshmen. Richard Samuel looked like he had a tough day, but overall did pretty good. Uga VII is adorable and it looked uber-hot out there...I'm glad I stayed in for this one.

Coach Richt went to the Clemson game to "see his son's team" which to me means, he went to see his son's team and scout Bama. Saban's Tide looked pretty good out there, I think when they roll into Athens it'll be our first quality SEC opponent (sorry USC, you played like a high-school team and I was not impressed).

I still doubt Bama would be a Blackout game if CMR decides to do another one, my money is still on Tennessee before the schedule gauntlet kicks in. But either way, I think we'd better have our game together going into every game regardless.

As for the ACC, between VA Tech & Clemson sharing a nut-sack sandwich yesterday it looks like they might be having a rough start. If nothing else Maryland beat Delaware and GA Tech beat JSU to put a couple in the win columns. I still recall the ACC t-shirt I saw back at Arbor Place Mall after they realigned the conference with more teams.
"The ACC, the toughest conference, the toughest teams".

Finally a little bit of NFL news, Harrington is out, Shockley is in. The Falcons have kept my attention for the season.

Commercial Off!

Who has the better one, the choice is yours. My opinion? Dawgs win again.



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