Monday, October 24, 2011

Halloween Pumpkin

Sorry for the light posting...PPPTTpTtppttt. Sorry couldn't pull that off with a straight face. Been busting my tail with work, travel, and fine tuning my yet-to-be-picked-up television pilot where I dress up as an old white woman, say crotchety old things to young folks, and have a bunch of mis-pronounced catchphrases...OH LERRRD!

But every year I do a UGA themed pumpkin. This year I originally had a stencil for a Wrath of Todd Grantham pumpkin, but decided against it.
Too much detail, not enough motivation, so instead I decided to do a funny clown!

If you're familiar with Muschamp Stare...
...then you'll LOVE...

...MusCHUMP Stare Pumpkin!

Just a warning for the children who come to our door for candy this year, if you stand in front of Muschump Stare Pumpkin for too long the eyes will burn the phrase "BOOM MOTHERF%#KER" across your forehead. Not a good idea if you plan on having a professional career one day.

...and as always, I'll provide the official Halloween sign for Dawg Fans to be printed out and nailed to your front door.

Happy Halloween, kiddos! Hate a Gator today.


Bernie said...

Question: did you have to give the pumpkin some Maalox in order for it to pass the seeds and goop prior to carving? Or did you just wait for the constipation to pass?

Thanks. I'll hang up and listen.

Mackie said...

@Bernie: No Maalox was needed, I just cleaned the crap out by hand like normal. The funny thing is, I checked it out this morning before I left and it was full of crap again?!?


Unknown said...

Hahahaha! My daughter would've shown up cheerfully anyway, she doesn't care much for football. She's more into Blue's Clues these days.
I'm going to be in Tampa this December with Outback Bowl tickets. This should be good!

M. Martin said...

The last one is very funny. enjoyed......

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