Saturday, August 9, 2008

Failed Olympic Drinking Games

1. Take a shot every time you assume an oriental person is Chinese.

2. Take a drink every time Olympic Stadium is referred to as "The Bird's Nest".

3. Take a shot every time political conflict is mentioned in tandem with a competition.

4. Take a shot every time Michael Phelps wins a medal.

5. Take a drink every time you see Bob Costas with too much make-up on.

6. Take a shot every time Kobe goes to a Chinese "massage parlor".

7. Take a drink ever time you think you're watching men's swimming only to discover it's a women's event.

8. Take a shot every time your wife chastises you for smiling as they show that clip of the 2 women's volleyball players hugging and rolling in the sand together.

9. Scenes of Great Wall, bicycles, that weird leaning skyscraper, or Nintendo looking buildings = shot.

10. Don't drink every time you see a heterosexual male gymnast.

3 comments:

Tina said...

LMAO! Too funny! You should feel really, really good right now! lol

suzy2110 said...

He he...I am going to send this to some of my friends, because they will definitely want to play!!! :-)

bigphilnaglee said...

my favorite was the Kobe one.