-The Florida Gators
-Explosive Diaherria
-People who don't pull out into an intersection awaiting a left turn
-Papercuts on my knuckles
-Child Molesters (CORRECTION: I already listed Florida Gators)
-Working on Saturdays
-Attempting to breastfeed snapping turtles
-Eating glass
-Drowning
-Toilet paper that hangs from the back of the roll
-Dave Matthews Band...and I really hate the Dave Matthews Band.
-Getting kicked in the gonads.
-Rye Bread, seriously that stuff tastes like vomit.
Rock 100.5 just played the new Nickleback song from their latest album Massengill
and I seriously looked at a pair of scissors wishing I had another pair to stab into both earholes. Instead I just muted my radio for 4 minutes until the lingering smell of AXE Bodyspray left my radio speakers.You know that one relative you're slightly embarrased about sharing a last name with? Rock music has one of those...and his name is Nickleback.
5 comments:
Nickleback is the Applebee's of rock. You wonder how they stay in business, but someone must like going there (or listening to them), right?
I don't know, Ricky Bobby liked Applebee's. Ricky Bobby wouldn't like Nickleback.
How the hell'd we wind up like this?....
If I remember correctly, Alex Stroud was a Nickelback fan....
The lead singer of Nickelback looks like the Cowardly Lion on the Wizard of Oz.
Mack, I'm sure you've seen this, but if you haven't...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7F3O6WYfHQ
Whoever threw that rock at 00:22, a perfect shot at Chad's lovely locks, should be the Braves' next closer.
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