4. The Wrestler
The Wrestler follows the life of Randy "The Ram" Robinson. Earlier in his career Randy was a rebellious fighter who played by his own rules. He wouldn't second guess throwing lesser opponents into a Suplex or a Powerslam to get his message across that he. was. the. best. Then tragically Randy suffers a nearly carrier ending fall out of the ugly tree. His life spirals out of control until he meets Mona Lisa Vito (played by Marissa Tomei), a the sassy girlfriend of a New Jersey lawyer who knows A TON about cars. Randy steals Mona from her boyfriend and she inspires him to start his wrestling career back up. After an awesome Rocky IV style montage The Ram works his way from Backyard Wrestling to the Mexican League where he tag teams with Rey Mysterio eventually lobbying Vince McMahon for a shot of taking on WWE Heavy Weight Champion Chris Jericho. Chris Jericho proceeds to kick Mickey Rourke's 60 year old ass and calls him a "fag" for carrying that ugly lap-dog around with him every time he goes out in public.
5. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Brad Pit stars as Benjamin Button in this totally feasible classic. I can't tell you how many people I knew growing up who were born as shriveled old men and progressively got younger as we aged. Anyway this movie follows the hardships of Benjamin button as the old-man-kid who can't control his bowels in 6th grade. The challenges of missing prom because it coincides with his prostate exam. The mental frustration of losing pubes and having his voice RAISE when he turns 70. Then culminating in a big argument with his old wrinkly wife because all he wants to do is sit around watching Baby Einstein and breast feed all day. WHY DID THE WORLD HAVE TO WAIT 81 YEARS FOR A MOVIE THIS AWESOME TO BE MADE?!!
Richard Nixon is a President who's on the road most of the time so he can't spend a lot of time with his son Charlie, although they love each other very much. Then President Nixon gets impeached by his wife because he was caught watching a porno called Deep Throat. After his impeachment his son, Charlie, is very sad...until his dad returns AS A MUTHA F'N SNOWMAN! Now Richard Nixon gets one last chance to go down in history as the world's coolest President!