It appears Junior has taken a page out of the Mackalicious Guide to Surviving Prison, as seen here.
For those of you unfamiliar with my guide, it is as follows:
Locate a small length of metal pipe. (pick it up)
Locate the meanest MF'r of all your fellow inmates.
Walk up to said inmate and swing that pipe as hard as you can at his mouth.
(as he lays stunned & bleeding) Loudly proclaim, "I AIN'T NOBODY'S BITCH AND I'M NOT GONNA GET BUTT RAPED!"
Immediately start getting butt raped because people see through your guise and know you're just a scared little boy out of his element.
Oh well, I don't plan on going to prison anytime soon.
However, Lane Kiffin is talking a MUCH bigger game than he ought to be at this point. I prefer Coach Richt's approach of speak softly and carry a big stick. That way if you get your salad tossed (by a team of Wyoming's calibre) every once and a while you're not stuck eating your words.
Also it is reported officials from the University of Alabama are relieved the Knoxville Newshounds have found another violations whipping boy to focus their attention on.