Happy Birthday, Coach

...every 25 years, Coach gets a thumb.

I know we're a day late, but we started partyin' early yesterday and crashed early. When I turned 25 I got to eat BBQ three days in a row, went out drankin' with friends and ended up puking on the Downtown Connector. I'm going to go ahead and assume your 50th was twice as badass as that.

Birthday Weekend

Order of events for Sunday, December 21, 2008:

1. Woke up to the smell of cranberry muffins being baked in the oven.
2. Go to dining room where wife greats me with breakfast and presents.
3. Eat breakfast, open presents take picture in my underwear.

4. Get dressed for church.
5. Arrive at church, listen to sermon, receive text message from friend that included the "F" word, feel awkward reading the "F" word in church.
6. Swing by CostCo for gas, and go inside to buy some new dress shirts for myself.
7. Go home, eat soup and sandwiches.
8. Take a nap.
9. Wake up at 5 o'clock and go to La Parilla for some killer Mexican food.
10. Drink margaritas and down a Chimichanga.
11. Watch the Falcons almost blow a lead, then win, making playoffs (congrats Falc's)
12. Go to Target for movie theater candy.
13. Arrive at AMC theater to see Four Christmases.
14. Laugh until a little pee comes out.
15. Drive home, play Rockband, go to sleep.

...aaaaaaaaaand SCENE!

A chillaxed Sunday birthday is everything I wanted this year especially fighting off this cold/congestion/avian flu I've got. Hopefully I'll be back to 100% by Christmas and the decent bowl games, it's time to get a couple days of half-assed work outta the way.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, SUCKERS!

Happy Birthday, Mrs. Mackalicious

Today is "Sweetie's" birthday. She is a hot & sexy 28 years young. She is the queen of clean and makes a damn fine hashbrown casserole. Although she refuses to allow me to post pictures of how hot she is on my blog when referencing Alabama fans, I figured I could at least get away with this.

Here is the birthday girl at the Spanish Steps in Rome (not Georgia) from out last vacation. If you see a girl who looks like any the 38 women from this picture, stop her and say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" because chances are it's her!

WOOooHooOOo BIRTHDAY!

It was exactly one month ago today (and since it is still a baby I can define achievements in months not years) that Blogging Pantsless came to life. I must say, as much as I've whored my blog out to anyone and everyone who would listen I'm pretty proud of the hits it's been getting and I definitely appreciate those of you who make it part of your daily routine.

Friday morning fart scene: Cult Classic Edition


Enjoy the comedy stylings of Pondo Sinatra from The Party Animal

As a side-note, yesterday was freakin' nuts at work, which explained the lack of posting, so I'm staying home today. I've got some cleaning to do before some friends get into town, but I've got some big plans for afternoon posting so check back with me later as you sit in your cube at 4:00 and the second hand starts moving backwards...AAAAaAaaGGGGGHHHHhHHHH!!!!1111