Friday, August 7, 2009

Pantsless Preview: Part IIIIIIII (8) of IIIIIIIIII (10) - The Two-fer

10.24.2009 Bye (Home)

Time to be chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool.
Completely metaphorical for having denim on our mind.

Hopefully we actually make good use of this bye week...unlike 11/22/2008.


10.31.2009 Gators (Neutral)

Where to start with this?

First, it's hard to argue when these guys are on your side.

AC/DC recently added a show in Jacksonville for Friday night, October 30th. How do I know they'll cheer for Georgia? Compare everything Tim Tebow stands for with everything AC/DC stands for. I'm sure Nickleback or Creed will schedule locally so the jean-short faithful will have something to do Friday night.

Florida enters this game after a 3 game stretch @LSU, Arkansas, and @Miss State. LSU has the best shot of beating Florida, Arkansas and Mississippi State will both lose (regardless of what Dan Mullen knows). My hope is this run takes a toll on the Gators. I hope Tebow has to run directly into 300 lb. defensive linemen for three straight weeks (according to Thom Brennaman their lives will be better for it). I don't want injuries, I want weariness.

I want the Gators to enter this football game knowing they've owned us for 16 of the last 19 games. I hope they're still #1. I hope they've got a big ol' jug of Kool-Aid they're drinking on the sideline. I want their confidence to be a mile high in this game, because for once I think we've got the fire.

No stats or reasoning, because there is no reason we should win this game.

No gameplan, because the gameplan is to play Georgia Football.

No excuses for not being prepared.

Mark Richt will coach us into Jacksonville.

This guy will do his thing.

But this...
...will be the face you'll see on the front of the AJC November 1st when the Bulldogs shock the world.

Georgia 23, Florida 21.

Go Dawgs!


Scott said...

WOOF!!! I know, there is absolutely no LOGICAL reason on paper to think this could happen. But, like Kenny Mayne says...they don't play the games on paper. They play them on television sets.

I have a good feeling about this game, too, with no reasoning behind it whatsoever except that ultimately good DOES triumph over evil.

MikeInValdosta said...

Hunker Down Hairy Dawgs!!!

I like it

Bernie said...

What?!? No prediction on what AC/DC opens with? No prognostication on whether we go into AllTel "Back in Black"?

All kidding aside, I like the reasoning almost as much as I like the score. Nice preview Mack. Hope Timmy enjoys the Yanni concert.


Mackie said...

I already know AC/DC opens up with Rock n' Roll Train.

Saw them earlier this year on the Black Ice Tour.

There is great reason to believe that if I go to AC/DC AND Georgia wins...there is going to be some serious damage done to the city of Jacksonville.

RedCrake said...

Was ready to write you off after the Arkansas preview...but you sir have redeemed yourself. Well played.

AC/DC should dedicate "You Shook Me All Night Long" to all the poon Timmy isn't getting.