Sports Illustrated Prophecy Fulfilled!

Much like Nostradomus, JFK/Lincoln, and the moon landing being faked, yet another prophecy has been fulfilled 28 years after it's proclaimation.

But they did mess up thinking Knowshon would wear 34, ballsy call SI.

Now I await the future for the year 2112 where rock & roll has been outlawed and the Priests of the Temple of Syrinx govern the planetary battle under the Red Star of the Solar Federation.

Because if I trust anyone to tell me what the future will hold...

...it's these guys.

Because I Didn't Know Better...

Hopefully I'm not the only numb-nuts who has been out looking for the new Sports Illustrated with a few Dawgs on the cover.

Sexier than the swimsuit issue in my opinion.

Well, I finally stopped driving places yesterday and called Barnes & Noble. They said they'll receive their shipments of the magazines some time today. The one by Cumberland Mall said they've ordered extra to accommodate all the fans who have been calling all week requesting it.

So I hope this helps someone because I felt like a total D.A. for driving around looking for a magazine that hasn't even been shipped out yet.