I had an interesting lunch today with fellow blogger/Dawg fan Bernie, of Bernie's Dawg Blawg fame.
We met at the Varsity and had a nice little convo about life, football, and our interests. We had similar stories about how we got into blogging, and there were other common things we shared as well. Bernie spent time at LaGrange College before transferring to UGA. We both were in Italy for vacation last year. We both find women more attractive than men. He has 2 kids that are humans, I have 2 kids that are chihuahuas. The list goes on and on.
So I figured I'd take this time to introduce you to the Bernie many of you might never meet. Here we go...
-Bernie collects purple ShamWows.
-He works nights as a bus boy at Swinging Richards downtown.
-He once killed a man using nothing but an "I'm Georgia!" towel.
-His favorite part of college football is the Spring Game where everybody wins.
-When he was in college he somehow managed to get a bid from Phi Mu (women's fraternity).
-He lost 115 lbs. using Avesil weight-loss supplements, a proud sponsor of Blogging Pantsless.
-"I actually find jean shorts delightful." -his exact words.
-He drives a 1999 Ford Crown Victoria with 20" spinnaz' which is painted purple on the outside with brown leather interior. He refers to his ride as "peanut butter & jelly".
-He voted for Perot...in 2008.
-Last Fall he survived being lost in Tempe, Arizona by drinking his own urine
...unfortunately he was lost in downtown Tempe and was subsequently arrested.
-His favorite animal is the Narwhal.
-He believes in magic.
-He thought Van Halen peaked in 1998 with Gary Cherone.
-He thinks Ray Goff should be rehired as head coach.
-His "super-secret tailgate spot" is at Toppers.
-He performed LASIK surgery on himself using a pair of scissors and a keyring laser.
-He cries when he drinks.
...as you can tell he's quite a character. So if you haven't checked out Bernie's Blog yet, do yourself a favor and stop on by. He's a great guy who can totally tell when I'm struggling for material because I write stuff like this.