So last night at softball The Goat called me out for not posting in a while. In fact, he went so low as to refer to my blog as Blogging Worthless. So here is an update for what has been happening in college football for the last two weeks.
-Lane Kiffin said something stupid, then denied saying it.
-Urban Meyer pointed and stared at someone.
-Gene Chizik bought spinning hubcaps for his limo.
-Steve Spurrier regretted leaving Florida for the Redskins.
-Dan Mullen regretted leaving Florida for Mississippi State.
-Bobby Johnson went ascot shopping, he also purchased a dashing new brandy sniffer.
-Mark Richt prayed for someone.
-Rich Brooks reminded someone of Coach Bud Kilmer from Varsity Blues.
-Nick Saban is trying to refi the second mortgage he took out on his soul.
-Les Miles attempted to draw up a play involving 3 QBs, 2 Punters, and 6 Wide Receivers.
-Bobby Petrino reminded someone he is still coaching football...no not at Louisville...or Atlanta.
-Houston Nutt rubbed his hands together, gave a sly smile, and said "Yeeeees, yeeeeeeeeeeessssssss."
So there you have it, not much news but hey...
I'M ON A BOAT!