Monday, May 18, 2009

What's Going On...

So last night at softball The Goat called me out for not posting in a while. In fact, he went so low as to refer to my blog as Blogging Worthless. So here is an update for what has been happening in college football for the last two weeks.

-Lane Kiffin said something stupid, then denied saying it.

-Urban Meyer pointed and stared at someone.

-Gene Chizik bought spinning hubcaps for his limo.

-Steve Spurrier regretted leaving Florida for the Redskins.

-Dan Mullen regretted leaving Florida for Mississippi State.

-Bobby Johnson went ascot shopping, he also purchased a dashing new brandy sniffer.

-Mark Richt prayed for someone.

-Rich Brooks reminded someone of Coach Bud Kilmer from Varsity Blues.

-Nick Saban is trying to refi the second mortgage he took out on his soul.

-Les Miles attempted to draw up a play involving 3 QBs, 2 Punters, and 6 Wide Receivers.

-Bobby Petrino reminded someone he is still coaching football...no not at Louisville...or Atlanta.

-Houston Nutt rubbed his hands together, gave a sly smile, and said "Yeeeees, yeeeeeeeeeeessssssss."

So there you have it, not much news but hey...

I'M ON A BOAT!

4 comments:

Goat said...

Sorry bro. I thought friends were supposed to call out friends when they got out of line.

And, I want to go fishing. That is all.

Mackie said...

No problem, Bromosexual.

Also, we need to hit up Brandy's again sometime.

Olive the News said...

I'm jealous! I want to be on e boat.

The Tri Runner said...

"Les Miles attempted to draw up a play involving 3 QBs, 2 Punters, and 6 Wide Receivers" - LOL!!!