Blogging Pantsless would like throw a hat into the Ole Miss Mascot Concept ring.
Say hello to Rebel, the Empty Sack! Because nothing says "Rebel" like caving into the demands of idiots.
Aside from this concept, my second favorite idea is Hotty & Toddy the "muppet-like" characters. Hopefully it'd turn out to be an odd-couple Sweetums & Pepe style muppet combo but really I just want their fightsong replaced with:
...because it really is like a kind of torture to have to watch Ole Miss football.
(Though still 100X more interesting than The World Cup.)